Little Red Riding Hood Delivery Service.
Operator: Little Red Riding Hood Service may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon, I want to deliver a basket to my grandma. Could you please tell me how much it would cost?
Operator: Yes we have several packages for u to chose from.
The standard package which gets there in two day is going around the dark forest, which will avoid any encounter with the big bad wolf (bbw).
The premium package which takes a shortcut through the dark forest also includes an escort service with two hunters and is next day delivery.
If the package is of great importance there is an extra charge for each hunter included.
Customer: Thank you very much I’ll get back to you!
Operator: It was a pleasure serving you and remember: ‘We guarantee your parcel will be delivered to your grandma before the bbw eats her.‘
The Three Little Pigs Construction Company.
Have you ever dreamt about having a refreshing bungalow on the seaside, or a cozy cottage on the depths of the black forest or even a spacious condominium in the middle of the enchanted fortress.
Why wait! The Three Little Pigs Construction Company can make your dream house now. Our constructions are tested by the meanest, blowing, big, bad, wolfs in the county. Each of them are highly trained in breathing techniques so the maximum blow can be achieved making our constructions blow proof against any natural or wolf hazard.
“With the Three Little Pigs Construction Company prepare yourself to be blown away but your house will be standing at the end that a guarantee.”
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